You see what I did there? Did you? OK next is the ridiculously misheard lyrics.

Perfect boys with their perfect lives.
I was singing two variations
"Perfect boys with their perfect lives" AND "Imperfect boy with their perfect lies." Honestly. I should get my hearing checked. xD

LOL ok so I was reading the lyrics for Folie A Deux and I got some of them so so so wrong! But like funny wrong (Well I think it's funny). For example:

Call me Mr. Benzedrine but don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam...
I was singing
Call me Mr. Fancy Dreams but don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam

I fail so hard.

So the next twelve months started 12 minutes ago. Hope yours is a happy 12 months!

This is such bullshit. I'm sick and tired of being way more stressed than necessary because of the egos and the pride of men with too much power. They are so concerned with leaving a legacy and being right that they don't even realize how much they're destroying the little people that make their lives easier. A union is supposed to protect and represent their workers, this union isn't doing that at all. They're so busy with playing stupid games of politics that my mother might end up in the fucking HOSPITAL from too much stress and not having her meds. People are so fucking selfish and concerned with how much they're being inconvenienced and no one has even mentioned the hundreds of families that might not be able to have the Christmas they planned to because of a strike. If they're not even NEGOTIATING why is it that my mother can't perform her job and get her wages. I'm supposed to be studying for an exam and writing another and all I can think about is whether or not I'm still going to have hot water or electricity or heat a vehicle or even a home at the end of this. Even if all that happened the union wouldn't give a shit and the city sure as hell wouldn't either.

How many songs total: 1928
How many hours or days of music: 5.3 days
Most recently played: You Me and the Bourgeoisie- The submarines
Most played: She's A Handsome Woman- Panic!
Most recently added: Sub Symphonika- The Submarines

Sort by song title
First song: A-punk- Vampire Weekend
Last song: 1940- The Submarines

Sort by time
Shortest song; promiscuous interlude- Nelly Furtado
Longest song; Rock Out With Your Cock Out- CPI

Sort by album
First album; Abbey Road- The Beatles
Last album; You're A Woman, I'm A Machine- Death From Above 1979

First song to come up on shuffle; Thanks for the Memories- FOB

Search the following and state how many songs come up;
death; 80
life; 22
love; 77
hate; 2
you; 290
sex; 19

I spent most of the day flying to Florida. I'm in Florida. Tomorrow is my dad's funeral and it's going to suck. People keep staring at me and I hate being stared at more than anything. My mom keeps putting me on the spot like I owe everyone here something and it's not helping at all.
We got here just in time to get to the viewing before it was over and I think my mom expected me to cry. He doesn't look like he used to, but I guess that's to be expected when he's been very slowly decomposing for a week.

most.
awkward.
moment.
ever.

I turn around and there's a room full of people just staring at me. No one says anything. Just stares.

There's a little girl my "father" had with his wife. Apparently everyone has been telling her about me because she's 5 and knows who I am and I only met her a couple hours ago. Yet my mother being the wonderful person she is starts putting me on the spot. Little girl mentions she's cold my mom goes "Give her your jacket Agnes your sister is cold." Like wtf, I'm sorry to sound like an asshole but just because we share blood doesn't make her my sister! I'm not going to be mean to her or anything becuase she's cute. BUt when I'm here for a funeral the last thing I need is people putting pressure on me to be some perfect little social butterfly who gets along with everyone when I'm pretty much the opposite. I'm anti-social. I'm not good in crowd or with new people.

I want to go home.

I was asked today if I wanted to say anything at my Father's funeral. I had to say no because there really isn't anything nice I could say about him. Which in and of itself is very sad. I'll be happy when this is over

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

Une Annee Sans Lumiere

Some say you're troubled boy just because you like to destroy
I'll be the grapes fermented bottled and served with the table set like a perfect gentleman.
M***** F****** better wake up stop selling crack to the blacks
The heat comin' down thick from Sao Paolo
Now I've got a Confession
And when I see you I really see you upside-down
Conversations that went on terrible pairs
Out of the box out of the kitchen out of the world she's grown so fearful of
Girl without 'til the need seeps in
Don't let me down
Can you feel the urgency like a needle pulling out?
Hi how are you I'm pretty fine
Les resultat son super sexuel
Where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman
I'm on the line
Now I'm hiding behind your structures
通勤電車に揺られる　型にハマる毎日
Put the lime in the coconut and twist it all up
Can I graduate?
God bless the daylight

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line of lyrics from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.


1)Well the morning was complete, there was tears on the steering wheel dripping on the seat.
2)If they could see you now, they would surely bow in the honor of your presence dear you've come (far).
3)I can't wait to be with you, no I just can't sit still are we there yet?
4)I see who you are behind the skin and the muscles.
5)I intentionally wrote it out to be an illegible mess.
6)I'm in your closet, I'm on your bed.
7)I'm in your part of town, I call your phone and you're nowhere to be found.
8)I am his you are his you are me and we are all together.
9)Yeah yeah yeah baby girl you've got me loosing my cool ever since I started rolling witchyou.
10)Pull up the people pull up the poor.
11)The town where she was born like the town where I was born was built by white settlers seeking gold and other treasures.
12)Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
13)Listen! Everyone! There were objects so peculiar they were not to be believed!
14)Penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides or a fortune for your disaster.
15)Maybe when the room is empty maybe when the bottles full maybe when the door gets broke down love can break in.
16)Starts with one I can't feel.
17)Saw you laughing aloud to your friends when I was across the room.
18)The world is yours so play the role blow the dust of this record and put the needle down slow.
19)I see a mansard roof through the trees.
20)You are a get away car rush of blood to the head.

Good Luck! There's a few freebies in there and at least one that I'm pretty sure no one will get xD!